Sunday, June 16, 2013
Lion that is now a Chicken!!!
Permit me to cordially plead with you
to stop standing up each time someone screams: ‘great Lions’ and please, stop
referring to yourself as a ‘Lion’ because you are committing biblical SIN!
‘Lies and Deceptions’ are all sinful to both God and humans and for the fact
that you claim to be a Lion, you are not only lying but also practising
‘deceptionism’. Lions I know don’t live in shambles only Chickens will permit
that and you do live in shambles so, you are a Chicken, Lions I know will never
allow anyone to ride him off his rights, only Chickens will permit that too and
your rights are denied of you almost every day so, you are simply a Chicken,
Lions I know are kings of jungle and are never afraid of death, only Chickens
do and you are already been engulfed with FEAR so, you are a true Chicken.
Take
a good look at yourself as a self proclaimed ‘Lion’ you claim to be which I
know for sure you are not, do you like the standard you have being subjected
to? Let me give you a run-down of how your life goes every day in this
‘university’, I pray, God does not VEX with me for calling it a ‘university’,
may be it should had being called the younger brother of it;
Every morning, your sleep is suddenly
interrupted as early as 4: am by some people who call themselves ‘born again’ I
know for sure somebody will frown his/her face after reading that but I don’t
care! These people carry Mega-phones to shout all in the name of preaching! As
long as I’m concerned, doing that every day does not qualify you as one. They
may sometimes decide to use the Mega-phone walking round the hostel, calling on
their various members to wake up and join them for prayers. Each time they pass
your door, you must definitely wake up because it would appear as if someone
came straight to your ear and scream your name with that Mega-phone! I hope you
are getting me Chicken? The worst part of it is that there are usually more
than eight fellowships calling their members to wake up at the same time as if
it is now a competition among the various fellowships. Each of these
fellowships has a representative doing the calling. You can imagine the scene
the combination of more than eight persons who are screaming and singing with
Mega-Phones as early as possible would create-sure, a MARKET scene. May be you
went to that dirty bed of yours by 2: am and your sleep was interrupted as
early as 4: am, there by having less than three hours of night sleep, hope you
know the consequences of that to your health.
You then decide to wake up, may be you
join one of the fellowships to pray or you are forced to listen to one of them
preach. When the day is getting brighter, you decide to go and queue with
others at the tap or you struggle to climb the tank to fetch the water you will
make use of for the days’ lecture. What a mess of life! Don’t forget the fact
that you sleep on a very dirty, sticky, disease prone, dangerous,
mosquitoes friendly foam every night and that your room does not have
windows, please, don’t forget all these facts.
When you are done with the water
struggle, you are to make use of the toilet and bathroom which I have declared
to be the WORLD WORST HUMANITARIAN SUBJECTION TO POOR TOILET AND BATHROOM
FACILITIES!!!! The toilet you make use of is so terrible that a white
man cannot survive another day if he makes use of it just for a day!!! That you
live to see another day after using such toilet is simply because you are a
black man whose health system have been forced to accommodate such conditions
and also as a result of God’s grace. The toilet and bathroom arena smells, it
is dirty, the toilet and bathrooms have different sizes of rats and
cockroaches, it is very, very, very friendly to disease and has the capacity to
send someone to an early grave!!!
Once you are done with all these hostel
struggles and inhuman conditions you are exposed to, you dash out straight to
lectures where you learn almost nothing but theories and cramming styles. When
it is noon, you are forced to receive lectures under intensive heat with a class
jam-parked with students and all you do is auto-fanning system by using your
note book to fan yourself and continually check and recheck your wrist watch to
know when the lecturer would leave. Does it sound more like you, huh? At the
end of it all, you have attended lectures but have gained almost nothing!!
After the lectures of the day, you trek
back to your hostel under very hot sun heating you like a lantern placed very
close to your face or make use of a taxi which has no air conditioner and you
have to continue the auto-fanning system even inside the taxi till you get to
your destination. Right even in your hostel, you are exposed to inconsistent
power supply and all you have to do is to continue the auto-fanning system to
save yourself from the heat attack. You are left to sleep inside that room
again. I can remember vividly in the year 2008 when Eyimba football club of Aba
played a semi-final match with Ah-Ahly football club of Egypt during the CAF
Champions League match, at the Aba Township Stadium. At the end of the match,
Ah-Ahly football club coach, Jose Manuel, told the press that the Aba Township
Stadium cannot be used for Pig rearing in Egypt!!! The Aba Township Stadium was
not as bad as your present hostel room. I wonder what Jose Manuel will call the
room in which you sleep now.
I have left you to judge yourself-do
you deserve to be called a Lion? Can’t you see that it is better you are called
a Chicken than a Lion? Lions I know will never accept such conditions, they
would demand for their right. Or are you scared of being killed? Do you even
think you are alive? I must tell you the honourable truth; you are as good as a
dead person!! Yes, you are, there is no single integrity inside you anymore.
Have you ever bordered going to a medical check up? Or do you think that after
making use of such toilet and bathroom and after sleeping in such a foam and a
room, you think you don’t have inside of you, a yet to germinate combination of
diseases which I know for sure that scientists will never find the cure for!!!!
If you are truly a Lion then, you should behave like one and stop acting like a
Chicken.
By
Prince Da Pace
I
occasionally write for Tribune newspapers
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